I’m trying like hell not to start this post with
“OhMyGodYouGuys, I can’t believe I have fans!” But I can’t. So I did. 😉
I am so happy to get to know those of you who stick around once you find out you didn’t win the t-shirt. I hope you’ll come and chat with me often. I’m stuck in this house all day sucking snot out of stuffy noses, changing diapers and wiping poop off little butts. For other people’s kids. (Don’t get me wrong, I totally love it… uhhh… I think) but sometimes I just need to say SHIT without 14 little eyes looking up at me like I’m the devil.
You guys totally already went to the bottom to see who won. Didn’t you? Well if not, hurry up and go do it. I know that’s all you’re thinking about. But then come back and read this. Because I’m needy.
Dude, can you believe it? Aren’t you totally happy for those girls?!?! No? You want to find their address and steal their stuff? Well, lucky for you, I created a little store on zazzle.com and you can buy your very own very soon! I did a little research and they really do have good quality stuff on their site! I’ll let you know once the store opens so you can check it out.
Anywho, I really hope I get to you. I hope you’ll comment on here often- even if it’s just to tell me how much it annoys you that I have no respect for the rules of grammar. Aside from being a narcissistic attention whore, it actually kind of helps the writing process when readers chime in. Imagine if you will, standing in front of 134 people and giving a little speech. They just sit the whole time staring at you with blank faces and then at the end their mouths just fall open and a bit of drool oozes out of their mouths while they continue their catatonic state. That’s how it feels when I see my blog had 354 views today and not one person even says, “Dude, you’re fucking crazy! Go get a life!” After a while the *crickets chirping* starts to quiet the creative juices. Plus, I’m needy.
Okay, okay… I better tell the winners before I forget what I came here to do. Here’s how I chose the winners:
There’s a site called random.org. You tell it to choose a number between 1 and in this case, 106 (the number of fans I had last night at midnight.) It then generates a number and I used that number to choose you. You see, my page remembers the order that you joined the site and I just counted up that number of people from my first follower to get to you. Then I had my kid double check my work because I suck at all things MATH.
I want to preface this by saying I am absolutely positive it’s going to seem like I rigged this! I mean, I already said I was going to so why wouldn’t you believe me? BUT I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO! (And, honestly, I really wouldn’t have. Swearsies.)
Number 17 is Lauren Kasen. HOLY CRAP! YOU ROCK!!!
A special shout out to the diaper sewing divas who pimped me so hard I might have contracted herpes. I love you ladies already!
Thanks to all of you, I have a new excitement about writing. And my house is already falling apart because I haven’t done a stitch of housework since 4:27 yesterday afternoon. No shit. Better go get on that.
OH CRAP- I totally forgot to tell you winners: We’ll talk in a private chat about which shirt you want, size, etc. There’ll be lots of options with zazzle! Which reminds me of be-dazzle.